Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• .......name it just after the shot has landed. (16%)
• Throw a VERY LARGE Water Balloon! (16%)
• use a 5 million megaton nuclear bomb. (12%)
• ...envision a picture of your mother-in-law smack dab in the center of it. (12%)
• chose your words carefully (8%)
• Make sure you know what that target is. (8%)
• Put your finger on it! (4%)
• if you shoot and miss tell them that was the target you were aiming for anyway. (4%)
• Stand on it! (4%)
• Magnetize it. (4%)
• Put it on your mother-in-law! (4%)
• hang it on something you really like. (4%)
• make sure you can see it first. (4%)
• close your eyes. (0%)
• get everyone you know to pitch in, hold your breath, think positive and pray! You might just hit it occasionally. (0%)