Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you might get knocked over by his bad breath! (13%)
• ..and I strongly suggest you don't kiss it either! (13%)
• ..He will burp in your face. (13%)
• ..instead ask the piggy bank to open wide (10%)
• ..Social distancing won't let the dentist make a house call. (7%)
• ..He might have unbridled fury (7%)
• ..it's free and appreciate what you're given. (7%)
• ..because there are strings attached... (7%)
• ..It might bite you! (7%)
• ..because he'll be embarrased as the tooth is you can tell his age from the little plaque (3%)
• ..It may be the opportunity you've been waiting for! (3%)
• ..without having oats-flavored dental floss. (3%)
• ..Because He might give you a gift! (3%)
• ..the gift will probably be a cup of his oats. (3%)
• ..because the horse just might nip your nose! (0%)