Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Turn around, smile, and say "it feels so good to be out of straight jacket and off my meds" (17%)
• ..Who cares? If not talking about me, those kind of people will talk about someone else! (13%)
• ..Remember that you are obviously more interesting to talk about than their own life (13%)
• ..Don't worry about it. They are behind you for a reason. (13%)
• ..Just think of all the compliments they would say in front of you. (8%)
• ..Turn round, and say, "say that to my face if you dare!" (8%)
• ..turn around quick and surprise them! (4%)
• ..what are you, jealous? (4%)
• ..then they are leaving someone else alone (4%)
• ..Just wait till I give them something to talk about! (4%)
• ..be glad that they're not talking above your bed. (4%)
• ..Lie down on the ground (4%)
• ..Be happy you’re the one in front (4%)
• ..It’s better than back talking your behind! (0%)