My Dentist Told Me I Needed a Crown
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..I told him I would prefer a tiara with rubies and emeralds.
(24%)
- ..So I got one at Burger King
(20%)
- ..I told him he needed a plaque
(12%)
- ..and I told him he watches too much "Game of Thrones."
(8%)
- ..And I thanked him for wanting to make me "Queen for the Day!"
(4%)
- ..I rather have a white knight, thank you very much
(4%)
- ..and I said "Sure. I'll have a Crown Royal with Coke".
(4%)
- ..I told him I'd rather have the corona vaccine, please.
(4%)
- ..I ask him why? I'm not Queen Victoria!
(4%)
- ..I told him I already had one, so what's the point
(4%)
- ..so I said "I know, huh?"
(4%)
- ..and I was like, right?
(4%)
- ..So I said, "that tooth has always had an over-inflated ego. Just take it out."
(4%)
- ..so you need to float a very big loan
(0%)
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