If Life's Not a Bed of Roses
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..Just be a petal in someone’s life
(14%)
- ..why did I buy all these bags of mulch?
(14%)
- ..Then it's a bowl of cherries, pits and all.
(11%)
- ..Then why does it smell so sweet when you take the time to notice?
(11%)
- ..then maybe it's not so thorny!
(4%)
- ..Momma always said that life was a box of chocolates you never know what you gonna get.
(4%)
- ..Then is must be the Bed of Nails that Bon Jovi slept on.
(4%)
- ..Then why do Roses make me sneeze?
(4%)
- ..then Freddie was right -- it's no pleasure cruise either.
(4%)
- ..I shall sleep peacefully in my bed of dandelions and be thankful it is free of thorns.
(4%)
- ..Then why do I get pricked by so many thorns
(4%)
- ..Than wake up and smell the Coffee.
(4%)
- ..Be glad you won't have to deal with the thorns.
(4%)
- ..Life is a bed of roses, & roses have thorns.
(4%)
- ..can it be a vault of gold bars?
(4%)
- ..Then you have to take it one day at a time.
(4%)
- ..Why do I wake up smelling like the stables?
(4%)
- ..then what kind of flower is it?
(4%)
- ..then what keeps jabbing me?
(0%)
- ..You will have less thorny problems
(0%)
- ..make lemonade...
(0%)
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