A Balanced Diet Means

A Balanced Diet Means

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..a cupcake in both hands! (23%)
..is having choc for breakfast if you want it. and a salad for supper. (15%)
..I have to ‘scale’ back on the food (8%)
..you won't break the high wire. (8%)
..Equal parts of the food groups and Oreos. (8%)
.. a beer in each hand. (8%)
..making sure I have my five a day - five cakes that is. (8%)
..Eating a juicy double cheeseburger and adding a diet Coke so you don't get fat. (4%)
..To have a scale ready to weigh two burgers to see if they weigh the same. (4%)
..A chocolate brownie with fudge icing on both hands. (4%)
..balancing a hot fudge sundae in one hand and a dozen doughnuts in the other, while riding a unicycle. (4%)
..You have to choose between your favorite foods and healthy foods. (4%)
..you have to choose between cheese puffs or potato chips. (4%)

Votes: 26