which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Tom the Turkey asks his Friend Joe the Turkey what he is thankful for, Joe thinks for a minute, vegetarians (18%)
I try to avoid eating leftovers after Thanksgiving, but I can't just stop cold turkey. (18%)
Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap. (14%)
The policemen have just arrested the turkeys because they suspect them of fowl play. (14%)
I shot my first turkey today... Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section of my local supermarket (9%)
What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler. (9%)
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? Because He had the drum sticks. (9%)
Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of him! (5%)
"The only thing that's not eating on Thanksgiving is the turkey, because it's stuffed." (5%)

Votes: 22