which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

What do you call it when a cat wins first place in a dog contest? A cat-has-trophy! (19%)
Cats get humans to cooperate by being very purr-suasive. (13%)
Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt? It's a catastrophe (13%)
Why do cats always get their way? They are very Purr- suasive. (13%)
Did you hear about the three cats who went for a swim ? Une, deux, trois cats sank. (13%)
What do you call the cat police? Claw enforcement (13%)
There were three cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats! (6%)
What noise does a cat make going down the Freeway? Meeeeeooooooowww!!!!!! (6%)
They say that cat that is too sassy has a real cattitude problem (6%)

Votes: 16