I Wasn't Born Yesterday
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..that is evident every morning when I get up
(15%)
- ..and I'm living like there's no tomorrow
(15%)
- ..But I wish I was as yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
(11%)
- ..otherwise I would be unable to reply to this thread
(7%)
- ..You could have fooled me.
(7%)
- ..However my baby was.
(7%)
- ..I was born at night, but not last night!
(7%)
- ..No I am from the future 3000.
(4%)
- ..I know a thing or three.
(4%)
- ..I've been living under a rock
(4%)
- ..I was born in the 20th century
(4%)
- ..But as you get older you feel like your reverting backwards.
(4%)
- ..So don't pull that car warranty scam on me!
(4%)
- ..just early this morning
(4%)
- ..I'd only be a day old if I was
(4%)
- ..this is Depends, not a diaper!
(0%)
- ..But sometimes it feels like I was.
(0%)
- ..I’m just underdeveloped.
(0%)
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