which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Sign at a garden center: "We're so excited it's Spring, we wet our plants (35%)
I don't like doing spring cleaning Darn things bounce all over the place (18%)
"Spring break? Alpaca my bags!" (12%)
What's Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O'Furniture (12%)
What is it called when you had gained too much weight after winter has ended? Those are spring rolls. (12%)
Spring into life as you blossum into full life (6%)
When it's Spring again I'll bring again, Two lips from Amsterdam (6%)

Votes: 17