Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Take charge! So I bought the company and fired him! (20%)
• ..Have a great day, so I stayed home. (17%)
• ..stop thinking binge watching Netflix was my job (13%)
• ..get my Ducks in a row, So I called in and went Hunting. (13%)
• ..clear my desk - so I shredded everything. (10%)
• ..either quit or get fired (7%)
• ..Set up the company's 401k But I don't think I can run that far.. (7%)
• ..Be early for work. So I arrived at 4 in the morning. (3%)
• ..Shape up or ship out ... but I hate exercising! (3%)
• ..Stop looking ln the mirror as I am my own boss (3%)
• ..work faster, so I left work early. (3%)