Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Her dentures came with it (30%)
• ..But the squirrels got her nuts (22%)
• ..needed to visit the doctor to get a Purrr-scription (11%)
• ..It stole her heart and soul and got a fur-ever home! (11%)
• ..but it also stole her identity and cleaned out her bank accounts! (7%)
• ..but she was also whipped with it too (7%)
• ..But the was the purrrr fect way to get her to the vets (4%)
• ..he got most of the other tasty parts of her mouth! (4%)
• ..he got her to stop nagging, killing two birds with one stone. (4%)
• ..It cooked her goose as well. Not a big deal though as she can't taste it without that tongue. (0%)
• ..It had her tonsils for afters. (0%)