which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why did the spider log onto the computer? He wanted to check his web site. (26%)
• I just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap (21%)
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. (11%)
• A vulture arrives at the airline ticket counter lugging the carcass of a cow. The attendant asks "Do you want to check that?" The vulture replies, "No, it's just carrion. (11%)
• Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's pee is silent (11%)
• Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels (11%)
• I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii! (5%)
• What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story? Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant. (5%)

Votes: 19

---

See more polls
Return to your Game Sheet