Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but all mine says is ‘Goodbye’ (20%)
• ..But the money in my wallet isn't there long enough to talk to me. (12%)
• ..But it goes through my hands so fast that all it says is, "Arrivederci Sukar!" (12%)
• ..I wish it would call its friends and invite them over (8%)
• ..so let's hope the Russians clearly hear it shouting "NYET!" (8%)
• ..What money.....Must be the monopoly money. (8%)
• ..but that's just because they don't take their medication. (8%)
• ..I just wish I could understand its language. (8%)
• ..And B S Walks (4%)
• ..But apparently I can't hear it! (4%)
• ..so I'd be happy to stop the chatter by taking all of their talking money! (4%)
• ..but I've never seen those old guys' lips move! (4%)
• ..But only two out of the three ^wise monkeys (0%)