Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..My 15 Minutes of Fame Took only 17 Seconds (27%)
• ..It vanished when we turned the clocks ahead! (17%)
• ..That 15 minutes became 15 years when I got caught (17%)
• ..When I wound up on the tv show World's Dumbest Criminals. (10%)
• ..I was arrested for being a runway I forgot my id at home and I was 18 my dad called the Cops useless that was the last time that I forgot my id I was 18 but looked like I was 12 (7%)
• ..I didn't realize you can be famous for something and be punished for it too! (7%)
• ..Because I wanted 20 minutes (3%)
• ..was etched in John Wilkes Booth's tombstone. (3%)
• ..because after my brief window of fame, I was forgotten again!!! 😣 (3%)
• ..As it happened 2 minutes to midnight. (3%)
• ..I need at least a decade. (3%)
• ..I got caught on CCTV in the supermarket - and got a 15-minute slot on "Crime Roundup" on national TV. (0%)