Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..How would she know? She never listens to me either. (21%)
• ..I don't know why she insists on talking to me when I'm fast asleep! (14%)
• ..Huh? (14%)
• ..What girlfriend? I'm blissfully single. (14%)
• ..I said pardon can you repeat that? (10%)
• ..I don't, she has nothing interesting to say! (7%)
• ..I don't speak screeching. (7%)
• ..Or something like that. (7%)
• ..And he's/she's absolutely right, why argue is my motto.... (3%)
• ..I do listen, but I'm forgetful. (3%)