Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..If I knew who the heck you were. (30%)
• ..What nonsense you were talking about. (17%)
• ..a good excuse to leave (13%)
• ..What to have for dinner for the next few days!! (9%)
• ..how you couldn't know that you had a huge piece of spinach stuck between your front teeth! (9%)
• ..If you were talking in Cursive or Printing. (9%)
• ..if i was even here listening (4%)
• ..How to Unplugged your life support. (4%)
• ..Hmmmm, did I turn the stove off? (4%)
• ..How to let you know you had a big boogie (0%)
• ..U all just woke me up (0%)