Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I used to be built like a darn greek god. Now I'm built like a god darn Greek. (43%)
• Jools: Who is the Roman goddess of Love? Hoot: Juno Jools No, that's why I'm asking! (21%)
• Here in New England, I am trying to help a neighbor fight a court summons. He coated his solar panels with calcium chloride so they would continue charging his home storage cell and not freeze up. Now they are going after him for a salt and battery. (21%)
• Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the underworld? Demeter wasn't working. (7%)
• You took Juno for Venus, but that's ok, an honest mythtake. (7%)