You Might be a Redneck If

You Might be a Redneck If

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..Your 401k is a lottery ticket (15%)
..If you see a billboard that says, 'Just say no to crack,' and it reminds you to pull up your pants (15%)
..You own a home with wheels on it and several cars without. (11%)
..taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. (11%)
..You have a working tv, on top of one that doesn't work. (7%)
..you consider your deer stand a country home! (7%)
..All of the DNA records match and there are zero dental records. (7%)
..You have more carpet outside your home that you do on the inside (4%)
..you might be a redneck, if you think lol means "low on liquor" (4%)
..if you say y"all come back you hear (4%)
..you use the word "holler" more frequently as a noun than as a verb. (4%)
..Your wife's jewelry box is your tackle box. (4%)
..If your outhouse is in your bedroom (4%)
..you keep asking the McDonald's manager when they're going to serve 'possum burgers. (4%)

Votes: 27