I Haven't Spoken to my Wife in Years...
I Haven't Spoken to my Wife in Years...
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..I didn't want to interrupt her
(42%)
- ..She says she's never been happier!
(13%)
- ..Neither has she spoken to me. We get along well.
(13%)
- ..Because she's in the other room, with earphone on.
(13%)
- ..She said when she wanted my opinion, she'd ask.
(10%)
- ..She divorced me years ago!
(6%)
- ..No worries, She’s telepathic.
(3%)
- ..but now I'm wondering if I should tell her she has toilet tissue hanging out of her pant legs before we go to church.
(0%)
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