Month Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Two thieves stole a calendar - they both got 6 months
(40%)
- Taking our cue from Daylight Savings Time, let's move February to after August -- where we can all benefit from a longer summer with a cool month before Labor Day!
(25%)
- I don't think February can March but April May.
(20%)
- People who only work during the 5th month of the year, They have it May’d.
(5%)
- I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife... It’s growing on me.
(5%)
- Why are so many people tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31-day March.
(5%)
- The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed.
(0%)
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