Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Now I have cat hair in my potato chips. (17%)
• ..and she bit me (14%)
• ..And was Feline fine! (14%)
• ..And, Well that's a first, I don't even own a cat (14%)
• ..and now can't get it back in (10%)
• ..then I went to the E.R. for stitches. (10%)
• ..She hissed at me and went back in (7%)
• ..Because her incessant meowing hurt my ears (7%)
• ..And the dog too (3%)
• ..and now Schrödinger says I ruined his experiment. (3%)
• ..I was living a double life and have a second wife. (0%)
• ..When asked I told my dad what we did that day and he wasn’t a happy camper (0%)
• ..Like toothpaste in the tube, I can't get it back in. (0%)