Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I got my wish. (20%)
• ..Now I'm older I can't remember why (13%)
• ..Now that I'm older, I wish for a "do-over"! (13%)
• ..Now I'm just happy to be. (10%)
• ..Now I want to be younger. (7%)
• ..What an idiot! (7%)
• ..Now that I am , it's not what it's all cracked up to be (7%)
• ..Now I realize going to school and doing chores, then going out to play wasn't so bad.. (7%)
• ..Now that I'm older I want to be a Kid again. (3%)
• ..and then she realized she didn't. (3%)
• ..So I wouldn't be sent to bed early anymore and could stay up. (3%)
• ..Hey, I was young and naive. I didn't realize everything that came with being older. (3%)
• ..And now I am....three times older then I wanted. (3%)
• ..So I could do what I want. (It was a big lie) (0%)