Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Changed the timer on his water system so it would come on when he get's his newspaper. (29%)
• ..told him that I thought his wife was his grand-daughter. (19%)
• ..Built a Nine-foot-high wall around my yard. The neighbors can't get over it. (16%)
• ..because I told him to remove his Halloween mask, it is March!! (13%)
• ..peed in his beer... it's a long story... (6%)
• .. put up the sign in my yard pointing to his yard. I thought "City Dump" sign was funny. But Nooooooooo! (6%)
• ..because I took a broom to her yappy chihuahua. (6%)
• ..didnt like it because i mooned the moon under his bedroom window (3%)