My Mind Not Only Wanders

My Mind Not Only Wanders

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..I let my mind wander one day, and it never came back. (15%)
..I wonder where it's going. (12%)
..Sometimes it leaves completely (12%)
..but gets lost and can't find its way back (9%)
..it picks up strangers along the way (9%)
..It went on vacation. (6%)
..Sometimes it forgets the keys to get back in! (6%)
..but it also turns itself off from time to time! (3%)
..It's reprogrammed itself to skip over memories (3%)
..It forgets where it was wandering to (3%)
..It skips and acts like a child (3%)
..It's the sudden Stop at the end! (3%)
..It trips over each bump and falls into every hole. (3%)
..It is scary when it goes over the speed limit! (3%)
..and I wonder where I wander out under the sky (3%)
..I saw it speed by in a big car and spending twenties and tens, it's having more fun than me! (3%)
..It walks into the nearest blackhole (3%)

Votes: 33