The Older I Get
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..the more Dangerous it is to sneeze!!
(31%)
- ..The more aches and pains I discovered with every passing year
(11%)
- ..the less I care!
(11%)
- ..The happier I am to wake up every day still alive
(8%)
- ..The older I feel
(6%)
- ..I'm realizing these aren't the Golden Years they are the RUSTY YEARS..
(6%)
- ..Looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
(6%)
- ..the more I appreciate an afternoon nap
(3%)
- ..the more ... the more ... something. What? Senile?
(3%)
- ..the less I remember
(3%)
- ..The more my eyesight isn't as good, slower I'm getting things done, and mind isn't as sharp.
(3%)
- ..My younger self disappeared.
(3%)
- ..the more green Jello I can have.
(3%)
- ..The younger everyone else seems to be.
(3%)
- ..The worsers I get
(3%)
- ..The more aches and pains I get
(0%)
- ..My dad used to say any day that he woke up was a good day he didn’t say that on Aug 11, 2017 he passed away while he slept
(0%)
- ..The slower I move
(0%)
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