Courtroom Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law
(33%)
- A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.
(28%)
- I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court. There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
(17%)
- I recently sued Easyjet when my baggage never arrived at my destination. The airline lost the case
(17%)
- Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non- felon citizen? Cuz, beggars can't be choosers!
(6%)
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