Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Make it a doozy!! (23%)
• ..Have a good time, but don’t get caught (16%)
• ..make sure you sleep in until the afternoon to avoid those morning regrets! (13%)
• ..Don't leave any witnesses. (10%)
• ..make sure you drink enough not to remember what it was (6%)
• ..better hope it was just a bad dream (6%)
• ..So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999. (6%)
• ..don't go to bed tonight. (3%)
• ..Make sure you and your best friend don't end up in Jail. (3%)
• ..then sleep late. (3%)
• ..Call a friend and talk it out (3%)
• .. then preposition the jug of water, a glass, painkillers, & a face mask at your bedside ready for when you need them! (3%)
• ..Then do it with pizzazz....... (3%)