Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..to calm down! (17%)
• ..to take a pill. (13%)
• ..I'll move to a lower altitude (13%)
• ..I'm concerned about his high fees. (10%)
• ..If he wasn't 90 minutes late for my appointment, my blood pressure would be a lot lower! (10%)
• ..It only happens when I come here (white coat syndrome) (7%)
• ..I would be fine if you stopped stressing me out and telling me news like that just to get paid for an office visit! (7%)
• ..Don't worry, I'm always under pressure. (7%)
• ..My in-laws are contagious..... (7%)
• ..So I told him a low dose blood pressure pill should do the trick. (3%)
• ..Oh, those darn Mosquitoes. (3%)
• ..I'll turn down the pressure valve (3%)
• ..I'm looking for a new Dr (0%)
• ..I told him I don’t have High blood pressure I have Tachdecardia a rapid heart beat that’s why I take Atenolol too make it best slower (0%)