Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You better keep up! (17%)
• ..Avoid the Flea markets! (14%)
• ..and make no "bones" about it! (7%)
• ..Know that you’ll be leaving the little dogs behind. (7%)
• ..Wear a flea collar. (7%)
• ..you'd better not stay on the porch (7%)
• ..Ya better be a "big dog" (7%)
• ..Respect and be good to the little dogs, my pal. (7%)
• ..You better put on your best running shoes to keep up! (7%)
• ..you don't need to poop everywhere like they do. (3%)
• ..Be the fastest big dog. (3%)
• ..Hop on the biggest fastest one at the start-up. (3%)
• ..Been there, done that...sitting on the porch enjoying my coffee (3%)
• ..Get off the porch (3%)
• ..You'll need bigger doggie bags. (3%)
• ..Play fetch with a Big Stick. (0%)