Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..and that I never would. (15%)
• ..Because I'm still collecting toys! (12%)
• ..When I still ask why. (12%)
• ..because I was the only student in high school who wasn't yet potty trained! (9%)
• ..When I was told to get out of the sandbox, and let the kids play in it. (9%)
• ..The other day while I was inside my fort (9%)
• ..But, I wanna go on more Adventures. (9%)
• ..when I got picked last on the basketball team . . . again! (9%)
• ..When I had to replace the worn out training wheels on my bike (6%)
• ..When I begged my granddaughter to play games with me. (6%)
• ..So I invested in some fertiliser (3%)