Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..he was pushed! (26%)
• ..his sense of equilibrium was "scrambled"! (18%)
• ..He had a little too much totty to drink (6%)
• ..He got spooked hearing that hog sizzling on the roof and knew he was next. (6%)
• ..It didn't have handrails to hold (6%)
• ..he wasnt a flat bottom woman (3%)
• ..He thought that he could make his own egg roll (3%)
• ..Was feeling a bit too Egg-centric (3%)
• ..The moral of the story is....Don't tell bad jokes... (3%)
• ..He couldn't handle as much nog as he boasted (3%)
• ..Fall rhymed with wall. (3%)
• ..He didn't have a pot to poach in. (3%)
• ..His shelf life expired! (3%)
• ..He really fell off the wagon (3%)
• ..he got distracted watching all the pretty lady eggs passing by. (3%)
• ..he hadn't practiced his balance poses from yoga class (3%)
• ..they didn't require safety belts for the wall. (3%)
• ..a king's man pushed him. (3%)
• ..He was into great falls. (0%)