Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The doctor slapped my mother (17%)
• ..To this day, the doctor is still in therapy for PTSD (14%)
• ..they thought I came out the wrong hole (14%)
• ..They put tinted windows on my incubator (10%)
• ..my father fainted (as did everyone else in the delivery room)! (7%)
• ..And I still am!! (7%)
• ..I can make Onions cry. (7%)
• ..I wanted to turn into a swan and did (7%)
• ..My dad thought they had twins. (3%)
• ..the Obstetrician suggested that I be put "back in the oven for a spell to see if that helps." (3%)
• ..They slapped my face instead. (3%)
• ..They called in Stephen King to film it (3%)
• ..I won first place in the Mick Jagger look alike contest (3%)
• ..That the midwife wasn't sure which way up to hold me (0%)
• ..My parents signed me up to be a main attraction at a circus (0%)