Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..bribed Chad and Badger (19%)
• ..Ran away with the crown (16%)
• ..Defeated me (13%)
• ..slipped some gold to the judges. (13%)
• ..revealed I am a mister (13%)
• ..After it was found out I was a squirrel. (6%)
• ..Discovered I was just Fools Gold. (6%)
• ..won the Miss Sippy Cup! (6%)
• ..told on me that I hadn't been a Goldtoken member for long enough. (6%)
• ..stole my wig. (3%)
• ..remarked that I was transgender. (0%)
• ..Let on that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. (0%)