If Life Was Fair

If Life Was Fair

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..everyone in the world would have enough food to eat, a warm place to sleep and good health. (16%)
..I would fart rainbow skittles and burp PB M&Ms!!! (11%)
.. I would of been born rich! (8%)
..People would support someone REALLY GOOD to be President! (8%)
..I would be a famous movie star! (5%)
..I'd know that I had been transported to a different universe. (5%)
..I could travel anywhere I want. (5%)
..I wouldn't have cerebral palsy. (3%)
..The Kardashian's fame would not be based on monetary wealth. (3%)
..then Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. (3%)
..Pamela Anderson would was and wax my car every Saturday afternoon. (3%)
..We wouldn't need the death penalty. (3%)
..We all would not be arguing over everything. (3%)
..You’re still going home alone with nothing to show for all your hard work. (3%)
..there would be no death or taxes. (3%)
.. We'd all have a ride (3%)
..we would have no wood tokens at GT (3%)
..Then roses would have no thorns (3%)
..Upper middle class or above, nice house and car. (3%)
..We would be able to spend gold token gold coins like real money. (3%)
..My Glenn would still be alive and healthy (3%)
..Life is fair it's just humans that aren't twisting Life around to what we want (3%)

Votes: 37