Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Don't bother me while I'm playing GoldToken!!! (18%)
• ..Don't stand there with the refrigerator door open (12%)
• ..We are not there yet (12%)
• ..Oh, Stop Exaggerating! (6%)
• ..your child hasn't been arrested, and even if he were in jail, Wal-Mart gift cards aren't accepted for bail! (6%)
• ..GoldToken is the best gaming site there is! (6%)
• ..I hate repeating myself (6%)
• ..Shut the door (3%)
• ..Turn your music down please! (3%)
• ..to close your door and put a sock on the outside if you want "you" time!! (3%)
• ..Don't believe everything you read or see on the internet. (3%)
• ..that . . . what were you doing? (3%)
• ..Once is not enough! (3%)
• ..stay out of the pantry! (3%)
• ..you should listen to what I say. (3%)
• ..it's all lies and fake news (3%)
• ..NO!! (3%)
• ..Cheese may make them tref but there's no ham in hamburgers. (3%)
• ..Stop asking me WHY!!!!!!!! Because I told you it was a crooked letter.. (3%)
• ..Stop snacking ahead of time or you're going to ruin your dinner. (0%)