Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..And feels like I am 99 (27%)
• ..But, boy do I know better! (18%)
• ..then I try to get up off the floor gracefully. No grace there. (9%)
• ..Then I wake up. (9%)
• ..But my bad knees, sciatica and arthritis knows different! (9%)
• ..but the mirror (and my driver's license) reflect a number that is double the 29 age. (6%)
• ..Yeah, right! (6%)
• ..But I just start doing some push ups and then it remembers how old it is. (6%)
• ..but my body keeps asking if I’m still Alive! (3%)
• ..When I take a walk, my mind tells me otherwise. (3%)
• ..until the shock of reality brings up the possibility of dementia. (3%)
• ..I just have to buy it a drink first. (0%)