Credit Card Puns

Credit Card Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

A thief stole my wife's credit card, but I didn't report it because he spends less money than she does. (24%)
No idea why my credit card keeps getting declined, every time I check, my account says I have an outstanding balance? (16%)
Bought something and accidentally used my doner card instead of my credit card. Cost me an arm and a leg! (16%)
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper And now I'm paying for it. (12%)
Q. What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards? A. Czech Republic (8%)
We don't normally need to use credit cards in ireland as we are the richest country in the world ...you see.... our Capital is always DUBLIN (8%)
Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted! Man, talk about a liquid asset. (8%)
I love my credit card plastic money (4%)
They sent me a credit with marketing material saying in big print Our Card Will Open Doors For You! It does that, much easier than picking locks too! (4%)

Votes: 25