Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..actualy WORK! (21%)
• ..But, if you want to keep your job, you will! (18%)
• ..Take my whole family (all 14 of us) on the company jet to stay in a 5 star retreat and use the company debit card for a month long vacation.. FREE OF CHARGE!!! (12%)
• ..Laugh at his "jokes" (9%)
• ..Clean the bathrooms (9%)
• ..Make Coffee!! (6%)
• ..wear clothes to work. (6%)
• ..fetch his coffee, shine his shoes, wash his car . (6%)
• ..play goldtoken on my breaks but that's fine because i always do that anyways (3%)
• ..empty the trash! (3%)
• ..stay awake at my desk. zzzzzzzz. (3%)
• ..Stop using sticky notes to cover everything in the cubicle (3%)