Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..When the 18-wheeler ahead of you seems to be randomly disappearing an reappearing. (27%)
• ..when the kids use them as a swimming pool after a heavy rain storm. (12%)
• ..When you lose your tire in it. (9%)
• ..When you see people fishing in them (9%)
• ..When they assign Lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. (9%)
• ..When Smart Cars go in and can't get out!! (9%)
• ..When you get a concussion from your head hitting car roof. (6%)
• ..When locals call them the Bermuda Angle (3%)
• ..when both sides of the road have over 20 white crosses erected! (3%)
• ..when they have to build bridges to cross them. (3%)
• ..When they swallowed your house! (3%)
• ..After going thru them, I spill my HOT coffee all over myself (3%)
• ..The sign before says ONE WAY with an arrow pointing down (3%)