Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Sold the house and entered the "witness protection program" so that they wouldn't be found! (21%)
• ..moved. (16%)
• ..threatened to call the police, unless the kidnappers paid them a ransom. (11%)
• ..They spent my college fund on a Luxury cruise (11%)
• ..Gave everything of mine away!! (8%)
• ..pleaded with the kidnappers to take my little brother too! (8%)
• ..Didn't even notice I was gone. (8%)
• ..pleaded with the kidnappers, on national TV, to keep me. (5%)
• ..Locked the door. (3%)
• ..Begged me to return after paying the ransom. (3%)
• ..Paid the ransom (3%)
• ..went out to dinner. (3%)
• ..threw a celebration party (3%)
• ..turned my bedroom into a man cave. (0%)