Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I saw a bird blow on a worm, before he ate it!! (27%)
• ..The chickens are picking up worms with potholders (19%)
• ..Polar bears are wearing Sunscreen (11%)
• ..It's so hot that even the devil is uncomfortable. (11%)
• ..I needed to drive with an oven mitt (5%)
• ..Thieves have been making a fortune by sending ransomware to our smart AC units. (5%)
• ..I ate great fried eggs cooked outside. (5%)
• ..I was able to barbeque our dinner without turning the grill on! (5%)
• ..You can roast a turkey... in the shade! (3%)
• ..I burnt the egg I was frying on the sidewalk (3%)
• ..My tires melted on the asphalt. (3%)
• ..I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. (3%)
• ..It's so hot that the puppies refuse to go out for a walk.. (0%)