| You Know Old Age is Approacing You Know Old Age is Approacing
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences - ..When your body starts to snap, crackle and pop!!
(24%)
- ..When your cardio is a brisk walk, yoga is balancing on one foot while you try to put the other in your underwear, and squats are getting up from the toilet.
(15%)
- ..You buy shoes that DON'T have laces.
(9%)
- ..when you write a note to yourself reminding you not to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
(9%)
- ..When I can Sneeze and pee at the same time!
(6%)
- ..When you have aches and pains in every joint in your body
(6%)
- ..Every morning when I get out of bed.
(3%)
- ..when, wait, what was the question?
(3%)
- ..When I've fallen and can't get up
(3%)
- ..When your joints start creaking more than an unoiled door, hair is starting to turn gray, and you're going to need cataract surgery and dentures within 5 years.
(3%)
- ..when your height decreases and your weight increases.
(3%)
- ..when you can't stand upright or your back will go out
(3%)
- ..When you go into a room, and forget why you went in the first place.
(3%)
- ..Approaching? It was here before COVID-19!
(3%)
- ..You can't tell when Old Age is is approaching, it just hits you!
(3%)
- ..I don't call it old age, I prefer "out-living the warranty"
(3%)
- ..When it's faster than you are!
(0%)
- ..When your aches and pains have aches and pains
(0%)
Votes: 33
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