Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..he didn't want to whistle while he worked (22%)
• ..He wasn't feeling "Happy" (16%)
• ...because things were entirely too cheerful! (13%)
• ..When he asked the magic mirror who was the fairest in the land, it shattered!!! (9%)
• ..he ran out things to moan about (6%)
• ..He felt like a failure at living up to his name after marijuana was legalized. (6%)
• ..Because Grouchy Smurf challenged him to a "whine-off." (6%)
• ..Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work he's gone. (6%)
• ..He was feeling happy. (3%)
• ..Taylor Swift paid him $1 million to be her garden statue! (3%)
• ...because he couldn't watch Gunsmoke on TV (3%)
• ..he struggled too much trying to fit in. (3%)
• ..He fell in love again and changed his name back to Dreamy. (3%)