Fruit Pun

Fruit Pun

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango. (33%)
My friend told me, “Did you know trees drop edible stuff that’s not fruit?” I said, “That’s nuts” (24%)
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine. (19%)
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (14%)
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine. (5%)
Thank you for the gift care. I apple-solutely appreciate it in this time of need! (5%)
Which fruit writes the best sonnets? Shakes-pear (0%)
kumquat (let me just leave it at that) (0%)
Lol voting was just a way I could play on a pear. I should've spelled it that way (0%)

Votes: 21