Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You talk (26%)
• ..When I meet you in public and cannot remember your name... (12%)
• ..I sneeze! (9%)
• ..I eat a dill pickle (9%)
• ..You are asking me to do something! (6%)
• ..Somebody farts (6%)
• ..I bite into an incredibly hot ghost pepper. (6%)
• ..When you're bragging and not being truthful! (6%)
• ..I eat (3%)
• ..When you say something really, really embarrassing. (3%)
• ..it looks at you. (3%)
• ..You are still in Existence (3%)
• ..I snore......... (3%)
• ..When you walk into a room the way you dress.. (3%)
• ..I actually win a tourney here at GT (3%)
• ..A flying saucer crew invite me into their ship.. (0%)
• ..I meet my favorite actress in person! (0%)
• ..People don't clean up behind their dog. (0%)