Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I meant to say, I had fun, not I have buns.... (18%)
• .."I loathe you" and NOT "I love you." (15%)
• ..Friend wrote, "Happy Birthday dear husband" and it turned out, "Happy Birthday dead husband!" (15%)
• ..Mass not mess, that drunken monkey you have in there always makes a mess of my sentences.... (12%)
• ..how do I turn your poorly designed ___ off? (9%)
• ..I’m doing well and not “I’m dying well” ..and now I’m worried autocorrect knows something about me I don’t. (9%)
• ..fear auto correct. They don't have your best interests at heart! (9%)
• ..Right not left (6%)
• ..I wanted to say "Hi Honey, NOT Hi Hiney!" (6%)
• ..I ment to say Dear Maran, but auto corrected the name to 'Dear Moron' (3%)
• ..Not what's in your nasty AI mind.. (0%)