Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Drive drunk (18%)
• ..do Stupid things Alone. (15%)
• ..grow up to be cowboys. (9%)
• ..Go Naked without a warm scarf (9%)
• ..Lead them into pointless arguments with insufficient beer. (9%)
• ..Leave without a hug (6%)
• ..Down (6%)
• ..Cook bacon nekkid (6%)
• ..deal with bad times alone (3%)
• ..Have fun without them. (3%)
• ..Talk politics! (3%)
• ..Go out with food between there teeth (3%)
• ..marry a creep (3%)
• ..feel sad or down, but will talk uplifting to them and get them to laugh and forget. (3%)
• ..go to haunted house without them (3%)
• ..Drink Coke when there is Pepsi available! (3%)
• ..set themselves up through no thought of there own (0%)
• ..Stand alone (0%)