Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..She hit the lotto and is going to Hawaii! (21%)
• ..She forgot where she put her teeth (15%)
• ..She decided to spend it with the 'Golden Bachelor' (15%)
• ..SHE ran over the reindeer so she's having venison for Thanksgiving! (12%)
• ..She ran away with the pool boy. (9%)
• ..because of Fowl weather (6%)
• ..Grandma's rheumatoid arthritis is acting up and the church is going to bring her a dinner. (6%)
• ..Sooooo she'll be here for christmas (3%)
• ..because she flew away on her broomstick on Halloween (3%)
• ..She saddled up that reindeer and they took off for parts unknown. (3%)
• ..But Grandpa says he's coming, and it'll be the best Thanksgiving EVER! (3%)
• ..She hitched a ride on that sleigh that's why they didn't run her over.. (3%)
• ..She was eating by one of the reindeer (3%)
• ..She mentioned something about being one with the downtrodden natives.. (0%)