If Mommy was Caught Kissing Santa Claus, Dad Was
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus!
(18%)
- ..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause
(14%)
- ..She must be Mrs Claus, wow how cool is that!
(7%)
- ..Dancing with Prancer and Vixen
(7%)
- ..Filing a divorce
(7%)
- ..returning Mommy's Christmas presents.
(7%)
- ..packing the kids up in the car to leave
(7%)
- ..Dad was snoring.
(4%)
- ..Was eating the cookies and milk
(4%)
- ..Taking pictures for the attorney.
(4%)
- ..Eating pizza
(4%)
- ..Dad was NICE. Mommy was NAUGHTY!
(4%)
- ..At a ho-ho-hotel.
(4%)
- ..Asleep on the couch from too much eggnog
(4%)
- ..Rummaging through his bag while she distracted him
(4%)
- ..Hoping Santa brought him the younger woman he asked for.
(4%)
- ..Because dad was only disguise And was not recognised
(0%)
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